Kas ir mārketings (ENG)

Svētdiena , 8. Novembris, 2009. — Vigants

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The buzz word in today’s business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of “Marketing.” Well, here it is:
1. You’re  a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him  and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”  That’s Direct  Marketing.
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends  and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, “She’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.
3. You see a handsome guy at  a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next  day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.
4. You see a guy at a  party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him  a drink. You say, “May I?” and reach up to straighten his tie,  brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, “By  the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public  Relations.
5. You’re at a party and see a handsome guy.  He walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.
6. You’re at  a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him  into going home with your friend. That’s a Sales  Rep.
7. Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you. That’s Tech Support.
8. You’re on your  way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men  in all these houses you’re passing, so you climb onto the roof of  one situated towards the
center and shout at the top of your  lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!” That’s Junk  Mail.
9. You are at a party, this well-built man walks  up to you and grabs your [ļź!]. That’s President  Clinton..
10. You like it, but twenty years later your  attorney decides you were offended. That’s  America .
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  1. Edux Says:
    Pirmdiena , 9. Novembris, 2009. plkst. 23:34

    nr.6 ierulē… :) tīra patiesība, tāds mums tas darbs… :D

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  2. atecina Says:
    Otrdiena , 10. Novembris, 2009. plkst. 15:54

    Kas ir, Vigant!? Es domāju, ka vismaz Tu spēsi pildīt solījumu! :)
    Bet nu mārketings vienkārši gāž!

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  3. jpiksens Says:
    Ceturtdiena , 11. Marts, 2010. plkst. 17:36

    Īsa un precīza mārketinga galveno principu skaidrojošā vārdnīca.

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